This year’s Old Port Fest will be huge at the Oasis. June 7, 2009- the patio opens at 11 a.m., the first of four live bands starts playing at 11:01 a.m., get yer munkey on.

A friend displaced: Micheal Willett found alive and well- the ‘deep search’ mission for a better time ends here.

Associated Press

Micheal Willett, 31, was found yesterday in a remote grotto of an undisclosed region of the Bahama Islands, says a close friend Nick ‘Skipper’ Dambrie. “He was a bit tattered, and a little twitchy, but extremely happy at the same time.” Nick also stated that “Mike seemed so happy to see us at first, but upon further observation, our team realized that he couldn’t actually see us at all by the time we found him.” Skipper also went on to say that Willett was found in a local watering hole, as it were, and after a few moments, Mike had eventually recognized his old shipmates and things went back to normal. They proceeded to enjoy the local offerings. Skipper lastly noted that he overheard Willett saying: “I’m not coming back with you guys. I’m staying for awhile.”

KM

“Testing the beverages”

Upon further research, it seems that locals have been producing and enjoying tropical concoctions that are unlike any other found. “Delicious” said Mike Libby, a fellow research member of Team Zissou. Turns out, the denizens of the region have been doing this for centuries. More to follow.

Nick ‘Skipper’ Dambrie and research team member Mike Libby, “Happy with results.”

This just in from the Oasis’ fearless leader…

“As proprietor of the Oasis, field research is critical to understanding how the tropical species of human beings live. See you in 6 days with results.”

–Nick ‘Skipper’ Dambrie

Only a dream away…

Two levels, DJ spins, biggest patio, live bands, vintage beer, always hot.